The Tao of b is a mission statement
Mission statement
As with every cheesy and somewhat worthless rant of a blog, there comes with most, a matter of self importance. I have none. That is to say I don't need this blog to expand on it. I've never been a fan of anyone that tells me that "I need to check out their blog" or "dude, if I had your blog, I'd write in it daily." Truth be told, I'm ok if you never visit after reading this. I might even be ok, if you didn't get here. I've so become the "I've got my place on the web and you can go stick it" blog guy... Not true. I'd like to think that these well thought out and inspiring cliches of how life really should be might help someone. Maybe even if they were looking over a ledge or taking their time walking over a railroad bridge so they could live with the guilt as they jump to the low tide below. Christmas, there I go again, I'm the "inspirational, live my life like me and you won't have to jump" blog guy now. NO, NO, I will be the ever spirit of true music that I have diligently replaced from cassette to CD only to realize they weren't that good to begin with and .... wait, I almost became the "stuck in the metal scene, but I have no hair" blog guy.(Dude, Top 5 Guitar Solos: Number 5...) Perhaps I could write witty reviews of things like resturants and quote movies that only 4 people have eaten at and less have seen. But if I tell you about this high brow, full of class joint, I want true and honest feedback and I want an earnest effort from you the reader to get out there and try that resturant or see that movie. Of course with the magic of the internet, most people won't track to upstate NY to eat at Poncho's Mexican Greasery or they have seen it and think "The Big Lebowski" sucks, no matter how many times you quote it. SO if I talk about authentic food or rugs that tie the room together, I want you to understand where I'm coming from. I want you to feel that I care about the reader. You should have an expectation that I won't let you down with my repitiore of useless knowledge. But, if I let you down it's your fault. Yes, yours. I'll be "you don't get it 'cause your stupid" blog guy from time to time, as convenient. Then I'll say things that alienate you so my readership drops 10% to nine total (carry the one, minus the ratio that carries the sleigh equals 14 readers before, if you don't get it you're stupid.) . Then at the end of sacrificing time and employment, you realize, I'm just a guy who likes to ramble, knows little about technology and has a complete disrespect for paragraph indentations and treat the run on sentence as the one that got away.
As with every cheesy and somewhat worthless rant of a blog, there comes with most, a matter of self importance. I have none. That is to say I don't need this blog to expand on it. I've never been a fan of anyone that tells me that "I need to check out their blog" or "dude, if I had your blog, I'd write in it daily." Truth be told, I'm ok if you never visit after reading this. I might even be ok, if you didn't get here. I've so become the "I've got my place on the web and you can go stick it" blog guy... Not true. I'd like to think that these well thought out and inspiring cliches of how life really should be might help someone. Maybe even if they were looking over a ledge or taking their time walking over a railroad bridge so they could live with the guilt as they jump to the low tide below. Christmas, there I go again, I'm the "inspirational, live my life like me and you won't have to jump" blog guy now. NO, NO, I will be the ever spirit of true music that I have diligently replaced from cassette to CD only to realize they weren't that good to begin with and .... wait, I almost became the "stuck in the metal scene, but I have no hair" blog guy.(Dude, Top 5 Guitar Solos: Number 5...) Perhaps I could write witty reviews of things like resturants and quote movies that only 4 people have eaten at and less have seen. But if I tell you about this high brow, full of class joint, I want true and honest feedback and I want an earnest effort from you the reader to get out there and try that resturant or see that movie. Of course with the magic of the internet, most people won't track to upstate NY to eat at Poncho's Mexican Greasery or they have seen it and think "The Big Lebowski" sucks, no matter how many times you quote it. SO if I talk about authentic food or rugs that tie the room together, I want you to understand where I'm coming from. I want you to feel that I care about the reader. You should have an expectation that I won't let you down with my repitiore of useless knowledge. But, if I let you down it's your fault. Yes, yours. I'll be "you don't get it 'cause your stupid" blog guy from time to time, as convenient. Then I'll say things that alienate you so my readership drops 10% to nine total (carry the one, minus the ratio that carries the sleigh equals 14 readers before, if you don't get it you're stupid.) . Then at the end of sacrificing time and employment, you realize, I'm just a guy who likes to ramble, knows little about technology and has a complete disrespect for paragraph indentations and treat the run on sentence as the one that got away.
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